Getting bariatric surgery involves more than just showing up. From support meetings to doctor visits and using the Baritastic app, here’s what you need to know—especially if you’re a Ferrari like me.
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Bariatric surgery comes in a few flavors: the Sleeve, Gastric Bypass, and Loop Duodenal Switch. Which one’s right for you? Get the facts, pros and cons, and a dose of humor to guide you on your weight loss journey.
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Bone density tests might sound scary, but they’re actually pretty helpful! Here’s a humorous breakdown of my results, what they mean for bone health, and how clumsiness plays a part in it all.
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Living with multiple autoimmune diseases like Addison’s disease, Hashimoto’s thyroiditis, Rheumatoid Arthritis, and Medicine-Induced Lupus is no easy feat! In this post, I break down what’s happening inside my body, dive into my muscle biopsy results, and list all the autoimmune diseases I don’t have—yet!
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Discover the ins and outs of Neurosarcoidosis, an uncommon inflammatory disease affecting the brain and nervous system. Learn about the symptoms, causes, diagnosis, and treatment options in layman’s terms, sprinkled with humor and real-life insights.
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Alright, folks, grab your popcorn because today, we’re diving into the thrilling world of MRI results. If you’re like me, you probably stared blankly at your doctor when they started throwing around terms like “muscle edema” and “bone infarcts.” Well, buckle up because I’m here to break down what all that medical jargon means in normal-person language. Spoiler alert: it involves my muscles throwing a tantrum and my bones deciding to take a nap! We’ll translate fancy terms, explore what’s really going on inside these thighs of mine, and figure out what the biopsy is really all about. So sit tight—it’s going to be a wild (and educational) ride!
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Learn about Neurogenic Diabetes Insipidus, a condition often confused with common diabetes but is actually all about water balance in the body. Discover the symptoms, causes, and treatments of this rare condition in an easy-to-understand and humorous way.
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Join me on my thyroid’s rollercoaster journey from Hashimoto’s Disease to Central Hypothyroidism, caused by the removal of my pituitary gland. Discover how these conditions affect thyroid health, what it’s like living with them, and how I manage my symptoms with a bit of humor and a lot of hormone replacement.
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Fuel your day with The Peanut Butter Powerhouse Smoothie! This rich and creamy blend of peanut butter, banana, and protein powder is packed with protein and low in sugar, making it a delicious and satisfying option for a bariatric-friendly or low-carb diet.
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Enjoy a burst of flavor with The Berry Bliss Smoothie! This antioxidant-rich, high-protein smoothie combines fresh berries, protein powder, and chia seeds for a delicious and nutritious treat that’s perfect for a low-sugar, bariatric-friendly diet.
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